Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The air was thick with penises
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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