Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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