I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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