Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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