So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You took a bar mat shot.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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