It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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