In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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