i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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