I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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