can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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