problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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