Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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