I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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