Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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