The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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