Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize