Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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