Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
