he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I have already put on my inside pants.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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