Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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