You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He's a Shit stain on my heart
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
