She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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