what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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