i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
