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who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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