I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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