i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
and she was petting her beer can
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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