Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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