Just fell off a train. Bad.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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