Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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