Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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