Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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