just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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