If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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