its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
you would pick up someone in the library
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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