i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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