On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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