I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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