It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
