he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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