Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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