fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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