Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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