You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Randomize
