you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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