Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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