Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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