Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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