Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
babies were throwing up all over the place
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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