The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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