I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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