Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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