I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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