Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I think people are normalizing furries
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